Olaf's Eyedrop Method!

You probably think it’s easy to cry suddenly during a scene or court appearance. Well, as the Greatest Actor the World Has Ever Known, let me share a secret: It is if someone punches you in the nose. But apart from that, you either have to dig really deep or you have to use eyedrops. And why would a truly great actor need to dig really deep? Isn’t that why it’s called acting? I actually invented the Eyedrop Method of crying on cue. Start with a few drops in each eye, and then, if you’re really advanced, try one on the cheek. You too can cry at the drop of an orphan!