Thanks to all the little people!
Tuesday, August 31, 2004
It’s time to start calling the Oscars the Olafs! I’m pleased to announce to all you adoring fans that I, the Actor of the Millennium, am going to win an Academy Award for Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events! (I know you’re probably thinking, “But the movie hasn’t even come out yet.” Newsflash: You’re a fan! I don’t pay you to think!) I’ve already begun working on my speech: “I’d like to thank all the little people, even the orphans who tried to stand in my way.” Or maybe this is better: “I’d like to thank…Count Olaf! You’re the greatest, Olaf! I couldn’t have done it without you!” I will ignore their time limit.
