I’m The Man in Japan!

Did you know that the unbelievably charming and talented Count Olaf is already well on his way to world domination? Take Japan for example. They love me over there! I played the evil uncle in 11 of the 13 most popular kung-fu movies of all time. I’ve even got my own brand of eyebrow wax – everyone uses it, including babies – and there are billboards on every corner where my face is the size of a golf course. Really, if I had to choose, I would have to say that Japan is my favorite country in all of Europe!