The Ten Greatest Actors of All Time!

Most of these guys couldn’t perform a minor felony, let alone a great role! Then again, not everyone can be me. 10. Dustin Hoffman. He might’ve been okay in Rain Man, but I stole the show in Hurricane Man! 9. Spencer Tracy. Come on. He’s not even an actor. He’s a comic strip detective! 8. Stephano. What a mustache! 7. Jimmy Stewart. I definitely could’ve gotten my hands on his fortune if I’d wanted to. 6. Larry David. He stole my whole look! 5. James Cagney. I don’t even know who that is. 4. Marlon Brando. Did you know that I was the inspiration for the Godfather? 3. Captain Sham. He really brought peg legs back into fashion. 2. Sir Laurence Olivier. Please. He added that “Sir” to his name because Count was already taken. 1. Count Olaf!!!