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Tuesday, September 14, 2004

I, the incredibly talented Count Olaf, hereby decree that nobody will ever mention this name to me again, unless they have to because it is in the official title of my movie. You wouldn’t understand this because you’re not a Hollywood insider, but XXXX XXXXXX is just a name the studio cooked up to help sell my movie to citrus lovers! He doesn’t even exist!