A Preview of My Greatness
Wednesday, October 06, 2004
The new preview for my movie has begun appearing in theaters. Ah! I can smell the applause! Of course, it takes nearly thirty seconds before I appear onscreen, but no matter. My face is three stories tall – seven if you happen to see it in IMAX! The theater has always been my first love after money and power, but it might be time to reconsider. I don’t know how I can possibly wait another ten weeks until I get to stare at myself on the silver screen for nearly two hours straight!
