Actors, actors everywhere

I’ve done some sneaking around, and... this town is crawling with actors. They’re absolutely everywhere! Waiters, taxi-drivers, shoe clerks, fire hydrants – you can’t lurk two feet without bumping into another actor in disguise. And here’s the best part – most of them couldn’t get a part if their life depended on it. Thousands upon thousands of bored theatrical types willing to do ANYTHING for their moment in the spotlight... Am I the only diabolical genius who sees an opportunity here? Don’t tell anyone, but I think someone is hatching a new plaa-aaannnn...