Bravo for taxes!
Friday, November 05, 2004
The more I learn about this President thing, the more I am struck by what a great scheme it is. Not only will I get a fat paycheck even if I do nothing. Not only will not doing what I say be considered treason. Not only will I be served roast beef every night. But as King – er, President – I will be able to levy taxes! Every living actor between here and Cannes will contribute to my coffers! Jim Carrey the highest paid actor in Hollywood? Not anymore!
