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IMPORTANT: Very Fortunate Disclosure.

Monday, November 01, 2004

I, Count Olaf, actor, humanitarian, heart throb, ultimate dad, have an important announcement to make that will change the face of Hollywood – and History! Now, I can’t let the campaign out of the bag before the proper time: 5 pm on November 3rd. See you there. Or else!