Olaf rules alone!

Everywhere I went today people wanted to know who my candidate for Vice President is. How dare they! As if I don’t have a firm grasp on all the Vices! I’m known all over the world as a scoundrel, are I not? I don’t need any help in that department. Not like my opponents, who are all declaring running mates. If they really wanted to win, they’d spend less time jogging and more time telling voters what they want to hear. Like this: I, your beloved Count Olaf, will make you unbelievably rich and famous!