Roast Beef is the New Turkey!

Finally, a day to thank me, be thankful for me, or give me all your money. To all of my loyal fans and minions (except those residing in Canada), I would like to wish you a Thanksgiving full of peace, prosperity, and thoughts of me. There is so much to be thankful for today. Be thankful that you can read, for you can read my Blog. Be thankful that you can see, for you will soon be able to see my movie. Be thankful that you have money, for you can give it all to me unless I steal it first. Enjoy your roast beef dinner on this fine Thanksgiving Day. Turkey is for orphans.