What a Plot!

Do you recall, a while back, when I was – shall we say – a bit standoffish? You know. When I said you disgust me. Well, I certainly hope you didn’t take that seriously. I was only acting. I’m the greatest actor of all time, remember? Anyhoo, I was being fitted for a new peg leg by Colleen Atwood, who did all of the costumes for my movie, when I learned something about who else gets a holiday. Hint: Washington and Lincoln. Meanwhile, I was thinking more about all those actors just waiting to be told what to do, and, well... let’s just say that in a few more weeks, I’ll be ready to unveil my most brilliant plot yet!