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Thursday, November 11, 2004

Rick Heinricks and I got together today to plan my presidential monument. Some call him an Oscar-winning Production Designer, but I prefer to think of him as a co-conspirator. We discussed my influences….power….greed….money. Then KABLAMOO! The perfect idea! Once elected, I will erect a huge pyramid with an eye on top, just like the one they have on the back of the dollar bill. It’s just so perfectly, indescribably, brilliantly, horrifically... OLAF! We figure it won’t take more than twenty thousand extras and fourteen years to build.