3 Days Until the Grand Mopening!

My eyebrow is tingling, and you know what that means. In a matter of days, millions upon millions of people will crowd into theaters to gape in awe at my enormous, handsome, enormously handsome face. The masses will be swept by emotion as they witness the greatest performance ever performed by a performer performing. The sweat of acting, the irritation of dealing with those children, the chafing of my peg leg, the long months of waiting and writing these dreadful blog entries. It will all be worth it, for My Greatness will be revealed once and for all for all to see at least once! I can hear the sirens and applause now!