The Box Office Receipts Are In!

And it’s official: I’M UNBELIEVABLY RICH! In a matter of days, my movie’s made millions upon millions upon millions upon millions of millions! Wheeeeee!!!! Isn’t this fun!? Hey, you. Yes, you, the person reading this Blog. HAVE YOU SEEN MY MOVIE YET? You have! It’s really quite wonderful, isn’t it? Did you catch the leitmotif involving the Littlest Elf as the source of all evil in the world? No? Well, you should go see it again, then, shouldn’t you? I’m sorry? Pardon? You haven’t seen the movie at all? Please send me your address so I can come to your house and drag you TO THE MOVIE THEATER WITH MY BARE HANDS YOU UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BRAT!