The Election Plot!
Thursday, December 16, 2004
What do you think I am, an imbecile?! I know there’s no such thing as the President of All Actors Everywhere. Of course I know that! It’s the Bald Man who thought it was real! And the Hook-Handed Man! They’re the fools! The White-Faced Women actually thought that presidents had secretaries. Hah! Me, I knew all along! I just wanted to…write a spe--….get my face on some sticke--….I just wanted to…Publicize My Movie! GENIUS! This was a carefully planned stunt to publicize my groundbreaking, heartstopping, groundstopping major motion picture debut in Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events! And it worked! You fell for it like a widow out a window. Chalk one more victory up for the splendid Count Olaf!
