Frequently Asinine Questions
Thursday, December 02, 2004
Today, I dedicate my blog entry to answering questions posed to me by fans and idiots.
1) How dare you! Absolutely not, you scoundrel!
2) Gasoline is for amateurs.
3) Not guilty (except in Delaware).
4) Twice, usually in the morning.
5) The other White-Faced Woman.
6) I do not dignify the questions of monkeys!
7) Because international actors deserve roast beef.
8) In small, unmarked bills.
9) My main influences are alcoholic.
