Gorilla Marketing

I’ll stop at nothing to make my movie the biggest blockbuster of all time! I know all about gorilla marketing. However, it’s not easy finding gorilla suits in this town – especially one that fits a person with hooks instead of hands. Fortunately, Colleen Atwood, who did all the costumes on my movie, was able to put together something highly convincing. My troupe has been all over town in their suits for the last few of days. The newspapers, gossip rags, and police scanners are a-buzz! Why, this morning, a cop hit The Bald Man in the thigh with a tranquilizer gun. Add marketer extraordinaire to my long list of accomplishments!