I Do Not Enjoy Fruitcake!

And I don't believe in Santa Klaus, either, because he's just a fictional character with unusual facial hair and an unhealthy fascination with children that someone made up. However, that doesn’t mean you don't have to get me anything for holidays! Here's what I most want. 10. $42 million. 8. A giant blimp that looks like an eye. 7. Britney Tiffany Lopez's new CD. 6. My own cable channel. 5. The painful demise of the person whose name is in the title of my movie. 4. The painful demise of the person whose name is in the title of my movie, broadcast on my own cable channel. 3. Silk pajamas designed by Academy Award-winning costume designer Colleen Atwood. 2. 99 bottles of wine on the wall. 1. A sequel.