Jim, Carrey My Bags!
Monday, December 27, 2004
Who does he think he is, Count Olaf? Everywhere I go, there’s Jim Carrey. A reporter asks me a question, and Jim Carrey answers. A fan asks for my autograph, and Jim Carrey signs it. Now, I enjoy Jimbo’s work in film as much as the next outrageous villain. But does he have one eyebrow? Can he recite the complete works of Shakespeare in utter silence? I think not! Let’s face it. Jim Carrey is not fit to wear the shoes of the Greatest Actor the World Has Ever Known…although it is technically true that we have the same shoe size. I rest my case.
