Orphans to Blame

How awful! What a tragedy! Another terrible fire! And this one at Jim Carrey's hotel in London! Unfortunately, he got out alive. We were both in town for the London premiere of my movie, and I must admit that I was becoming quite fed up with the way he kept upstaging me on the red carpet. "Look at me! I'm Jim Carrey! Ha ha hoo hoo!" After the fire, everyone came running asking if I was responsible. (Who's getting all the attention now, Jimbo?!) Of course not! I am an actor, not an arsonist, at least not that you can prove. In fact, I think someone should be talking to the monkey. I always told those children never to play with fire – that is an adult's job!