Run for Cover!
Friday, December 10, 2004
Because I’m going to win this election by a landslide! And I’m not just saying that because of the 1,723 buckets of mud I made the White-Faced Women carry up that hill. I’m saying that because I understand the plight of the out-of-work actor. This town is crawling with them: waiters, taxi-drivers, shoe clerks, fire hydrants – you can’t lurk two feet without bumping into another actor in disguise. Thousands upon thousands of bored theatrical types willing to do ANYTHING for their moment in the spotlight, even if it’s the spotlight of a police cruiser at two in the morning! The Age of Olaf is upon us!
