Farewell…For Now!
Friday, January 07, 2005
Countless drooling people continue to see my movie and marvel at the awesome tremenditude of my eyebrowful performance. I am the critics darling, as well as the darling of several Hollywood starlets – wait for me, Charlize! But, dear fans, my plot here is done, at least for now. I have made my eye-shaped mark on the history of cinema. I pledged long ago, even before the fire, to get my hands on the Baudelaire fortune. And they don’t call me Count Olaf for nothing. (Get it? “Count”? Like money? Ha! I’ve still got it, babies!) So, I set off today to hatch the greatest plot of my career. Look for me in the Sunday papers, my adoring lackeys! Dream of me in your nightmares! Baudelaires, you don’t even know what unfortunate means!!! See you at the hotel!!! EXEUNT!
